Birthday Poems



Welcome to this collection of Birthday Poems to help you in your search for that message for family and friends.









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Birthday Poems

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We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped
on our arse. Then things just keep getting worse.

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Here’s a Birthday greeting
Especially to show
How much you mean
Although you surely must know
That without a doubt
There’s no-one nicer than you
Or anyone dearer
To wish Happy Birthday to!

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This special
Birthday greeting
Is being sent your way,
With many happy wishes
For a truly perfect day.
Happy Birthday

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Here's a wish for happiness
And many dreams come true
Not only on your Special Day
But always - all life through.

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Birthday Poems

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Inside every older person
is a young person
wondering what the hell happened !
Happy Birthday,


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You've got a great life,
you look wonderful
and your health is good...
How could a measly present
from me compete with that?

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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

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These Birthday greetings are wished
Most affectionately your way
For someone who’s very nice
Deserves an extra special day,
So here’s wishing every happiness
Today, especially for you,
With lots of your favourite things
In the year ahead too!

Happy Birthday

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Birthday Poems

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

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It's only natural to become quieter as we grow older...
It's not easy to talk and hold in your stomach at the same time!

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