Funny Birthday Poems
Welcome to these Funny Birthday Poems that we hope you will enjoy sharing, some cute, some cheeky all amusing.
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Funny Birthday Poems
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There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents
Sorry, just as in the past, there is no present
But Happy Birthday
Winnie the Pooh
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In dog years, I'm dead
So I'm not sure what that makes you.
But I don't regret a minute
And I hope that makes us two
Happy bunnies not yet past our sell by date
But used by well and true
So Happy Birthday you old thing!
Lets celebrate without further ado.
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Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph:
Tried everything twice...loved it both times!
Many Happy returns to you!
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Funny Birthday Poems
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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
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Oh well, another year older
And wiser it would seem
Stronger, sexier, wealthier
And much inclined to dream
aaahh!!!
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Brain Loading...please wait.
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Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
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Funny Birthday Poems
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Men are just like chocolates
Us girls know that is true
Found in bars they don't last long
Enough to satisfy you
And on that thought
Happy Birthday
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I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
then pick up the paper and read the"o-bits."
If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead.
I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
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Funny Birthday Poems
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If you broke your leg in two places perhaps it's time you stopped going to those places
Happy Birthday
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You're old enough to know better... but young enough not to give a shit!!
Happy Birthday!
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