Funny Short Sayings

Have a chuckle with these Funny Short Sayings and as laughter makes the world go round then bring a smile to your face!

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Funny Short Sayings

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

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Lets save time and just assume I know everything.

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Men have such wonderful minds.
So much is stored inside - all those sports scores and so on.
Jane Seymour

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Why do men watch football? because it'd be boring talking about sex all the time.
Nan Tucket

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Funny Short Sayings

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Italians are obsessed by two things.
the other one is spaghetti.
Catherine Deneuve

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The trouble with some women is that they
get all excited about nothing
- and then they marry him.
Cher

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Your idea of weight lifting is standing up

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Not only is there no God, have you tried getting a plumber on weekends.
Woody Allen

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho Marx.

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Funny Short Sayings

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A man who argues with his wife all day will have no peace at night.

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Funny Typos

The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' 

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And last but not least in these recessional times!

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

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